Another Blog About Food, Language and Yelling

by stern on September 6, 2010

Our daughter Elana has started her gap year in Israel. She’s blogging her adventures. Combined with Skype, phone calls, and updates from the program on Facebook, give us a great view into what’s going on 6,000 miles away.

Echoing the “Anatevka” scene (“You’re going to America? I have a cousin in Chicago”) that closes Fiddler on the Roof, the local falafel guy used to work at our kosher pizza place here in town. Elana’s realizing that I wasn’t kidding when I made up the three rules of being Israeli: We did it better, you’re wrong, and there is no line.

The over/under on hummus being a staple of her diet is 4 weeks. But it’s great following the action online.

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Speaking at WordCamp Philadelphia

by stern on August 31, 2010


I’ll be continuing my WordCamp speaking tour at WordCamp Philadelphia on October 30th. I’m giving the latest version of Parsing Strange, my WP internals talk that dissects URL parsing, SQL generation and user-serviceable parts you might run into. With custom page types and custom taxonomies gaining interest and traction in the WordPress community, this talk is a good backgrounder to the mechanics of joining tables representing social (or other) graphs, and selecting relevant content that you want to be displayed as a result.

Professional WordPress co-author Brad Williams is organizing, and the speaker slate covers an incredible range of topics. It’s the best $20 you can spend — you’ll be getting a high-speed, in-depth technical potpourri for about $3 an hour, or less than you’d spend drinking Starbucks that whole time. Just remember that it’s in Philadelphia, so while there are no bad questions, there are answers that involve having a D-cell thrown at your head.

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Northwest Corner Days

August 27, 2010 General

I am a visual learner and continue to use the school calendar image for thinking about times and dates. You know the calendar setup: it’s two rows of months, September to February on top and March to August on the bottom; our parents had them in planners and wall calendars in the 1970s. To [...]

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Passing The Hot Potato To Facebook

August 20, 2010 Technology

Aside from all of the unsettled feelings created by the Facebook Places privacy un-settings, there was other news coming out of the little “f” today: Facebook acquired Hot Potato. I’ve been a fan since Justin Shaffer first described the idea to me in the Times Square Hard Rock Cafe. Anything that sounds good [...]

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Last Writing Contest: Vote For Me! Don’t Win Anything!

August 17, 2010 Writing

I’ve entered one final writing contest this summer: Erika Napoletano challenged readers to come up with 300 words describing a picture. I made it well under the wire (time and count wise) this time, and you can see my tribute to urban cruft in the

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Valves and Hooks

August 14, 2010 Sounds

One of the joys of having a bit of time off is that you can follow an interesting idea or thread to its illogical conclusion. There’s no concern about deadlines, work products, or meetings to snap you back to reality, pulling your head out of whatever cloud (private, public or hybrid) it was in [...]

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Robert Heinlein Had His Bad Days, Too

August 11, 2010 Writing

Robert Heinlein was the first science fiction author that I read. Not read as in one book or one story, but read as in going to the library (pre-Amazon days), finding every single piece of his work, and checking them all out early in the summer and using those long, hot days by the [...]

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When New Magazines Go Old School

August 11, 2010 Writing

Here’s a point-counterpoint of the new and newer that’s left me scratching my head a bit. EPSPN Magazine and Stymie Magazine jointly announced a sports fiction contest, with the winner(s) gaining a highlight in ESPN, Stymie, or somewhere other than the tearsheet above the men’s urinal (or maybe there too, courtesy of the afore-mentioned [...]

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Introducing Amphibimen Comics

July 30, 2010 Comics

Short form: My friend Erik and I both have day jobs, but have talked for years about starting our own comics business. He’s the artistic one, the creative spirit, and knows his way around the watercolor aisle at Jerry’s Art Supplies. I’m the nerd, the sci-fi hound, the content manager, the business guy, [...]

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My Next Career Isn’t In Writing

July 23, 2010 Writing

I decided to spend some time working on writing projects as I’m between jobs. Seemed like a good idea – dust off some short story ideas, enter a few writing contests, polish up the blog a bit, and of course finish the mythical, much-discussed but oft-ignored hockey book. What I’ve really done is [...]

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